(sing to the tune of "The Candy Man")
Who can take a drear day
Add a cup joe
Cover it in chocolate
and a Trek reference or two?
The Ernie Man
The Ernie Man can
The Ernie Man can cause he mixes it with Trek and makes the world feel good
Who can take a starship
Set it on the floor
Pose it with a pig
and make a photo I adore?
The Ernie Man?
The Ernie Man!
The Ernie Man can
The Ernie Man can cause he mixes it with Trek and makes the world look good
Ernie_five makes
Every pic he takes
Satisfying and surprising
Talk about the ratings rising
They all become Enterprising
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Defeat Cardassia
And collect up all the Breen?
The Ernie Man
The Ernie Man can
Ernie_five can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world feel good
And the world feels good cause the Ernie Man thinks it should
